Join the Unity today

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the vault

Not a dweller was stirring, not even a cult

whoareyou

whoareyou

mallory-mckennon:

Fuck if I know, I was knocked the hell out. Ask the TV people from the Big Empty.

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TV….people..?

Was it called the Big Empty before the war? If it was not we cannot look much further into it’s purpose before the war, it is tough to gather information on places over in the Mojave from our location without raiding trade caravans.

How do you keep yourself busy?

There’s something about old shows one of our minds find amusing. Though most of the time we regularly monitor the Unity’s activities and certain wastelanders we feel the need to observe.

mallory-mckennon:

Y’know as appealing as that sounds I’mma take a pass on that…

It’s a real shame, the Unity always accepts new members with open arms

On another note how were these parts removed? It must have taken sophisticated technology for you to still be alive, and we are always interested in new chances to move our people forward.

mallory-mckennon:

More like made its way out.

Got my brain removed.

And spine.



And heart….

They’re back now though. Well…the spine and the brain at least.

Oh.

You know if you were an outstanding super mutant your parts would be very hard to remove and this probably never would have happened this is why we go through this with everyone-

ask-a-mal:

askrichardgreyorhumanrichard:

The Unity must know when to strike it’s speeches and when to hide in the shadows, this was no exception

However, we are back again for any questioning from any future members, mutants and even civilians

(Askbox is open again!)

Well if it ain’t my favourite mound of mutation.~

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Did a mutated parasite make it’s way into your brain-

Why is your hair short-

Did someone brainwash you that wasn’t us because we can reverse that-

What’s with that giant brain scar it won’t net you any men Albert can tell you that-

The Unity must know when to strike it’s speeches and when to hide in the shadows, this was no exception
However, we are back again for any questioning from any future members, mutants and even civilians
(Askbox is open again!)

The Unity must know when to strike it’s speeches and when to hide in the shadows, this was no exception

However, we are back again for any questioning from any future members, mutants and even civilians

(Askbox is open again!)

Happy Fallout Day!

thecultaroundherearebrats:

aperfectillusion:

On this day, 2077 the world as we know it ended when China and The United States nuked the shit out of each other.